When I come around a corner, someone watching can now see my belly begin to appear before the rest of me. This makes it much harder to play hide-and-seek. I also regularly underestimate the amount of room I take up, and accidentally bump people and things that are supposed to be well away from where my belly ends. Sucking in my gut is no longer effective. I get stuck in between the table and chair because I didn't pull the chair out far enough before trying to sit down. When Dan and I are in bed and I try to be the big spoon, Lego kicks him in the back and I can barely reach him.
Perhaps you should be the little spoon from now on. I love being the little spoon much more than being the big spoon. So now you have a viable excuse to get all the benefits of small spooning it without having to feel guilty about returning the favor :P
Perhaps you should be the little spoon from now on. I love being the little spoon much more than being the big spoon. So now you have a viable excuse to get all the benefits of small spooning it without having to feel guilty about returning the favor :P
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